Mini Mike Gets on His Soap Box at the Last Democratic Debate
Mini Mike claims to be 5’8″ but that’s not appearing to be accurate
Standing on a soap box took a whole new meaning at last weeks debate where Mike Bloomberg made is debut and failed misserably as all of the other Dem contenders took shot after shot at Mike. So Mini Mike claims he is 5′ 8″ tall according to Google and other web sites. Pocahontas Liz also is documented as being 5′ 8″. If you look at this screen grab from the last debate, one of them is lying. Hint: It may be one of the only times that Elizabeth Warren actually is telling the truth about her genetics.
If you look at Mini Mike, he is clearly shorter than Liz. Best guess is by at least 4 inches. Additionally, Mike is known to use a box to step on while giving speeches at podiums. It is unknown if he used one at the debate but if he did, he is clearly even shorter than in the screen grab. He is shorter than anyone on the stage with or without the box.
Here are some images of Mini Mike at podiums to make you laugh this week. For such a short guy, he sure has big ambitions. It reminds me of the little chihuahuas at the dog parks who always want to pick a fight by barking at the pit bulls.