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Jane Fonda to Star as New Crypt Keeper in Tales from the Crypt Reboot

Jane Fonda to Star as New Crypt Keeper in Tales from the Crypt Reboot

Star gives up plastic surgery to audition for role.

By Dave Jeffers AAH contributor

So, Jane Fonda has finally put her extreme vanity aside for the greater good of saving the planet from climate change.

Do you remember not to long ago when Megyn Kelly asked during an interview with Jane about her decades of plastic surgery and Jane gave a death stare that would end Megan’s career at NBC? Everyone on the planet could see that Jane has had multiple procedures over the years so we here at America Against Hollywood wonder why she was so offended at the question. Come on, her skin was pulled so tight that it rivaled Joan Rivers.

I will admit, in the early days her plastic surgery started out incredible. Whomever her surgeon is, they did an amazing job over the years. However, with surgery upon surgery, she now looks unnatural for an 82-year-old. When most stars like Angela Lansbury at age 90, Betty White at age 98 and Olivia de Havilland at 103 age gracefully, Jane has fought tooth and nail to defy aging. We are not opposed to plastic surgery its just that with any addiction, it sometimes goes too far.

Jane could have aged gracefully without all the surgery. She has always been in shape and active which is the real key to looking youthful. But who knows how much of that active lifestyle appearance is due to surgeries? Her vanity got the best of her though. She simply could not stop with the surgeries. Most plastic surgeons at some point will inform patients that the skin cannot keep going under the knife. There are limits to achieving a natural look before starting to look like a cartoon character. Joan Rivers was the first to admit that she had plastic surgery and had sometimes taken it too far. In total sadness, it was the very same vanity that Jane has that took the great talent of Joan from us way to early.

So, during a recent interview with Elle Magazine the she is giving up plastic surgery due to “self-acceptance” and also to help fight climate change. She now promotes aging gracefully. Of course, she does now that she has had so many surgeries. It’s a little late to start saying your going to age gracefully after you have nipped and tucked so many times before. We have a hunch that her surgeons might have told her that she could not have any more surgeries without starting to look freakish. But just like any good liberal hypocrite, why let a tragedy go to good waste. Why not politicize her dilemma by bashing climate change deniers. This was a tactic taught by radical Saul Alinsky who many liberals believe is their role model.

During her interview, the interviewer at Elle, Leanne Delap, fawned over Jane repeatedly at how beautiful she looked for her age. Yeah of course she does, she has had more surgeries than Donatella Versace. At one point she gushes “You’ve been an example to everyone in how to age beautifully and with strength and unapologetically”. Really, is growing old gracefully now associated with having plastic surgery? Is it strength to go under the knife? Come on! If Jane had not had any surgeries, the interviewer might be singing a different tune. She most likely would resemble the Crypt Keeper from Tails from the Crypt. In many people’s opinions, she already does because the surgeries have gone too far. Maybe she can try and audition for a reboot of the Tales from the Crypt as the Crypt Keeper.

 

Had the interviewer also done some research before the interview, she would realize that Jane is as phony on the inside as she is on the outside. She has always lived a hypocritical lifestyle. Even her own father thought she was a wacko and they struggled to have a decent relationship with her but finally reconciled on his death bed.

Jane has always been self-centered. She caused deaths and torture of our solders in Vietnam as she supported the North Vietnamese Communists and posed with them during the war to try and stir up the anti-war movement back in the sates. However, speak to most Vietnam Veterans and they will tell you that every time she spoke with the communists, they were tortured further. She never has issued a heartfelt apology for her actions. Many of those boys were 17 and 18 years old and were robbed of their life.

We are still stumped on how exactly her end to plastic surgery will help fight climate change. Is she trying to tell us that her vast amount of surgeries has filled landfills to their limits with her debris, caused more damage than drinking straws in the ocean or polluted the air more than any industrialized nation? Wow that’s a lot of surgery.

Also hypocritical is that Jane does not live in the real world. If anyone exemplifies privilege, it is her. She was born to a privileged family but has done nothing in return. Her wiki

Now inspired by teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg (about the same education as Jane), she has vowed to show up to the white house gates and protest climate change and get arrested. So far, Jane has not served any jail time so even her claim to get been arrested has not transpired. She only had to pay $50 dollars and was released. $50 dollars to Jane Fonda is like a penny to you and I. Why not donate some of her millions to the cause rather than pay a measly $50? Also the internet is slamming her for her lush accommodations in DC while trying to get arrested.

Additionally as Emilly Zanotti and Amanda Prestigiacomo of the Dailywire.com point out, the online community is back lashing at her extravagance. She is wearing a $2950 Max Mara Dyed camel hair red coat to her protests. Not many Americans can afford such a coat. She also claimed the jewelry she wore to the Oscars as “responsible and ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds”. She also mentioned she wore a recycled dress which really means she wore it once before. Oh my, she is saving the world’s climate one item at a time. She now claims she will never by any new clothes again. If anyone ever saw her spread of her ranch in New Mexico and noticed her walk in closet, she does not need to by any more clothes. She has more clothes than a department store.

Speaking of houses, she has many. She recently sold her Beverly Hills home for $13 million but still owns many more homes. One is a $5.45 million condo, which is a dump compared to her other homes She also owns a ranch in New Mexico that is over 2,300 ager estate with the 3 mile length of the Pecos River running through it. On that ranch she rases Arabian horses. It sounds like she is doing a great job of the following the moto “do as I say but not as I do” philosophy.

According to Wikipedia, Jane is worth over 200 million. I am not sure where all of her money went that she accrued over the years. You might remember that Jane made hundreds of millions of dollars with her work out at home videos in the 1980’s. She also made tons of money as an actress over the years, especially after she won her first Oscar in the early 1970’s. In 2020 took over the number 1 spot on People with Money’s list of highest paid actresses for 2020. Her combined earnings for that period was $46 million. So to be only worth $200 million today and make $46 million in just the last year, shows that she has an extravagant spending habit. None of her money went to climate change funding except for her $50 dollar fines for protesting.

You see, Jane is your typical Hollywood hypocrite. Her true colors are exposed with her vanity and lack of charity. She wants to preach to society but not live by the same standards. Her home in Beverly Hills has a 25’ ivy covered wall and overlooks over a cliff, yet she does not support a wall out our southern border. She has armed bodyguards but does not support the second amendment for Americans. She protests for climate change action but has to pay only a $50 fine to not spend the night in jail. If it were you or I arrested, they would through away the key.

But her swearing off any more plastic surgery does have a silver lining. She now has a chance at winning the audition for the Crypt Keeper as her true looks start to appear more and more.

 

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